Things in life are transient.

2011-03-24

Nude Photography

Photography advice #69: Do not photograph shiny objects in the nude.

Apparently this is happening a lot on eBay - deliberately*. Ick.


*Curved objects do that circus fun-mirror effect and make your junk look bigger, I guess.

ETA: I am as careful as a vampire to not reflect. And I am not nekkid.

10 comments:

Tango Juliet said...

Shiny!

North said...

Heh!

Midwest Chick said...

I'm betting you are going to get boatloads of hits from google searches for your title post.

I remember when the nude-photo-ebay thing happened the first time so it was funny. Any deliberate attempts after that are just lame.

North said...

Chick: Oh. That'll bring in the trolls and losers. I didn't think about that when I titled the post. I might see a bump, I guess, but I compete with a trillion other nude photography links...

I don't think anything reflected in what I photographed. If there was, everyone would be pointing and laughing. :-P

Guffaw in AZ said...

So, I'm waiting for your photo to load, dreading every second...*phew*
I'm no prude. But the idea of this concept being presented by my new BlogFriend(TM) North concerned me. I was also concerned regarding causation of the shinyness. I'll leave now...

North said...

GFA: Once in a while I'll post a full frontal nude of myself. This wasn't one of those times, but keep checking back!

*snort*

(Even I don't want to see me naked, thankyouverymuch.)

Tango Juliet said...

Wait! There's nudity on the 'net?

North said...

The internet is a series of boobs.

ASM826 said...

In the right eyepiece of the binoculars you can see the hands and the camera. It's inverted and that all you see, but no vampire badge for you.

North said...

Well, at least I'm not naked...